Romeo Oh Romeo

Romeo, oh Romeo

How far down in the AFC can you go?

Can you win with Charlie Frye?

Or will you sign some other guy?



Sell your soul to draft Ted Gynn

In hopes he’ll give you more than 3 wins

Or perhaps you need more help than him

In that case I suggest Brady Quinn



Romeo oh Romeo,

Where did all the veterans go?

Andruzzi, Bentley, Willie Mac

Wish you had Gerard Warren back?



Countdown to April, rebuild for next year

The next head coach will soon be here

Pete Carroll is rumored for the NFL

USC for C-L-E? No way in hell.



The Pats are picked clean of Bill’s protégé’s

Looks like you need to find other ways

That dog pound mystique needs to be restored.

Look around the NFL, perhaps in Baltimore.



Romeo, oh Romeo

What’s wrong with you F.O.?

Drafting players that never work out

Wimbley, Green, even Tim Couch.



Not many are your fault, you’re a victim of chance

To find yourself in the miserable circumstance

Get some earmuffs, the dogpound is viscous,

And borrow a tissue from Joe Juraviscous.


-submitted by a young talented anonymous poet from the North Shore of Boston