Had to post it

Headley just wrote me this email. Its too classic not to post. I tried to count all the grammatical errors, but I quit when I realized I couldn't count that high.


Matt headley
to me
More options 10:18 am (1 minute ago)
if i see him i will tell him that and like i said last night i won't be making the trip i got a test tommorrow. Also and how can you hack into the world, and more importantly why would you want to hack into it. what does it lead to lava and the reruption of lava, so sweet when the world melts cause you hacked into the earthscrust and we all die i am telling God to kick you out of heaven and straight into purgatory cause hell would be too nice for you.

ps i just took a mean ****