Being Number 1

Hayes-One is the lonliest number you will ever see.

Paul-But everyone wants to be number 1.

Hayes-It's a vicious cirlce, you want number one, then you get there, you are all alone, then what?

Paul-Man it's scary out there. I guess you just go back to being last and try to get back to being one...you know I really don't know. We have a dilema on our hands.

Discuss.

Caption Contest Part Deux

Ok since the last contest did not go so well. Let's try having a real caption contest here.

Caption Contest!

Look at the hops from Utensil! I'm sure we can get some creative captions out of this one.

Dance White Boy, Dance!

This guy lets the music take control.

This is Pete's post but for some reason things got screwed up in the process.

Update (I have fixed the link, it now goes directly to the video)

Toss up

In honor of Thursday, lets do a toss up.

(My apologies to Joe for bumping his deep post with this trivial post)

The crew from the OC



or the crew from SBTB




I am too emotionally invested in this one to pick either side.

Even Better News

Pete has finally found the monkey of his dreams. Here they are walkingthrough monkeyland right before they procreated for the first time.Congrats Pete!

The Broncos are Screwed!

The Broncos have traded for 4 of our defensive linemen. And we get Reuben Droughns, who just came off his first 1,000 yard season. Didn't Shanahan take a look at any game film over the last couple of years??? Perhaps when Jamal Lewis ran for over 500 yards against us in 2 games. Thanks God, we unloaded these fat slobs. It's a wonder that somebody with the nickname "Big Money" lasted so long in a blue collar town like Cleveland. These bastards should be arrested for theft.

Now onto brighter things. A backfield of Droughns and Suggs (this trade all but kills all hopes for Willie's future in Cleveland) is going to be deadly. Talk about some healthy competition. Hopefully Reuben can play defensive tackle as well because we are looking kind of thin at that position right now.

Romeo is making all the right moves. Give us 2 years and Cleveland football will be back in the form that this great city and its fans deserve.

Finally, Paul can Compete in Hot or Not





Now Paul stands a chance. I give him an 8, thats one heck of a stride for our cromagnumish friend. Click the picture.

High Society

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Here's a blast from the past. Jimmy even has hair in this one. I always wished that Utensil and Bullroy would have come to these affairs, but they always had an excuse.

A little Golf Humor

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church! At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?" The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?" The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"

Golf, an enigma wrapped in a riddle

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How does this blind man hit a hole in one? It is actually eerily reminiscent of the time I hit a hole in one with my foot while playing fellow blogger Bullroy in Tiger Woods 2K3. My accomplishment was a little harder than the blind man's though.





Welcome to TankThink!

Here you will find the random musings of 5 New England (and one flyboy) 20 somethings. My first musing will be this, is muse even a word? Or did I just make that up? Muse away